melv0 *

2011-01-26T00:43:00.002+08:00

"Melvyn hw dare u lie 2 me. cme back hme u better explain 2 me. i swear i stop ur studying in australia. u make mom believe in u and happy 4 nothing."-- This, is Mom playing nice.

2011-01-25T22:41:00.002+08:00

wheeThe leader is Lee.Freedom of speech is qualified.One party rule.Citizen control is a must: We decide who you marry, when, how and why.Privacy, is a fallacy.The only natural resource we can exploit is the people.Opposing views are tolerated, but discouraged.The leader, is always right.And no, I'm not talking about Singapore.

2011-01-21T03:58:00.002+08:00

Cheryl is a slut.Cheryl slept with Peter.It was said that Cheryl had been getting close with Peter over the course of the month.Someone witnessed Cheryl putting her hand on Peter's thigh.There were sounds of someone entering Peter's room one night.It had to have been Cheryl.Cheryl must have slept with Peter.Peter was not Cheryl's first.-----------------The trouble with making a judgement:What is

2010-10-22T14:37:00.002+08:00

Dear Mr PresidentI mean... Mr Prime Minister Lee.You will probably never read this, but I'm hoping the spies who trawl the internet daily for posts related to you will. And I'm hoping they bring this to your attention.It's entirely possible that your spies will treat this as another letter simply bashing you, your party, and your actions (and the lack thereof in regard to certain circumstances).

2010-10-17T23:58:00.002+08:00

must. grow.Right. So I've decided I'm going to umm, improve myself. HAHA And this time no giving up, either.If I'm going to have what I want, when I want, then I obviously need to be better than what I am now; No point trying to fly when I haven't grown wings. Besides, if people sometimes think I'm arrogant, then I had better have something to show for it. Otherwise it's just showboating. No

2010-07-13T01:55:00.002+08:00

because frankly, you bore me.Argh.I hate to admit this, but I'm starting to come to terms with the fact that Singapore and its system has gotten to me. I survived through 22 years of rushing.'study!''go for this activity!''look to your future!''this looks good on your resume!''your life will be secured if you do this!'I mean, I'm on my winter holidays now, and what do I wake up wanting to do?

2010-06-20T15:20:00.002+08:00

And so it is.My exams officially begin tomorrow and end in one week.At this point, I'm panicking ever so slightly. It's not that I'm not prepared or anything, but it feels just about right to begin to panic. Just that wee bit.Hehh. Here's hoping I don't fail criminal law. I hope not. It doesn't look like I wrote a shitty Assignment #2, but then... that's what I thought about Assignment #1. And

2010-04-09T10:59:00.002+08:00

bad habits oh how they form So I didn't sleep last night. A trend is starting to emerge (or maybe it's already a full-grown adult), and it's that I seem to be going to skoolforkoolkids only if I don't sleep the night before and just head to school on a caffeine induced high.This is of course, followed by a sleep-deprived coma.In other matters, high high high high! 2 cups of coffee and counting.

2010-02-26T11:14:00.002+08:00

damn you've got ballsSo I wonder. How is it possible that people have such courage?Even if the sun refused to shineEven if romance ran out of rhymeYou'd still have my heart until the end of timeWhere do people find such strength to utter such words? To write such songs? Do they not find themselves feeling as if they were lying? Lying if they couldn't fulfill the extravagant promises they set out?

2010-02-25T04:41:00.002+08:00

Waltz, Mathilda you bitch.Sis, you clued me in to that song.In any case, this is day #2 of my life back home in Adelaide. The flight was safe and boring, save for the constant drinking of a pretty yummy Riesling. Too bad I forgot to ask about the winery.Pretty soon I get to go back to ordinary sleeping hours! And I get to read a tonne of books and complain how it's impossible to juggle everything

2010-01-11T05:27:00.002+08:00

i dreamed a dream right?It just actually seriously totally occurred to me that in less than 2 months, I'm commencing year 2 of my undergrad degree.Year, fricking, 2.I've been away for a whole year and it seems like I've ben living in a dream. Probably the longest and sweetest dream I've ever had.Now if only I could fall asleep again, right now.

2009-12-30T01:10:00.001+08:00

Quotable QuotesMe: How did Daddy charge his nokia phone before?My brother: *stares at me and raises his hands to the sky* I CALL UPON THE THUNDER OF THE GODS!!!!!!!!Me: -.-"

2009-12-15T03:21:00.001+08:00

need need needI need to stop munching on dinner's leftovers.I need to stop consuming vast amounts of rice.I need to stop overeating.I need to get off my lazy arse.I need to stop getting fat.Shit.

2009-12-02T01:42:00.002+08:00

i wanna go homeSo this is day what, 3 or 4 now? Yep. I'm back in good ol' Singapore once more, for the better part of three months. I suppose I should be feeling joyous and excited and happy.But strangely enough, none of those emotions came bursting to the surface the moment the plane landed. Despite grumbling about the crappy shopping, the lousy food and the insanely early closing hours,

2009-11-26T01:29:00.001+08:00

stop having so much funYou know Beyonce is laughing too much before she sleeps when she's having sweet dreams and beautiful nightmares.----------It's 4am and I'm awake and grumpy.I will satisfy myself with Dessert MuscatAnd UBER SWEET White Chocolate Cake.Australia, I love thee.

2009-11-08T03:04:00.002+08:00

i love to go awanderingAnd in exactly 20 days, I will be sitting my pretty ass on a flight seat aboard Qantas Airlines and flying home.I gotta admit, I'm excited and yet not looking forward to it. Maybe I've been hanging around here on my own for so long, but can I get used to three months of actually having to answer to a higher authority (READ: MOTHER)?I don't know about that. What I do know,

2009-10-12T22:29:00.001+08:00

can he fix it yes he canI spent ten minutes screwing on two lightbulbs in the hellhouse I live in. Apparently it's that simple. Fixing lights, that is.I'm Mr Fix-it!*struts about*

2009-09-30T07:23:00.002+08:00

this be badThis is the second night now.As soon as I fall asleep, dreams assail me, and I find myself waking up in sweat every hour. Every, single, hour.The dreams aren't even particularly scary; The only scary bits are at the ending, where something creepy happens, and then I end up jumping up in my bed.3E3. Suat Ling, 3E4. Daphnie, Reena, Shao. The crappy chinese teacher I had in primary 5.

2009-09-25T12:56:00.001+08:00

gives you hellDon't tell me you spent all your money on me when you can still think of going to shanghai.Don't tell me you have expended all resources when you can blow a thousand bucks on hair.Just, don't.

2009-09-20T23:03:00.004+08:00

MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!Remember this woman?Yep, that's the Olympic Gold Medallist holder. Best record ever: From the moon to a very precise spot on Earth.

2009-08-26T20:45:00.001+08:00

bad personI saw this off tv, but what's the best song for a funeral??Answer: "I'm.... coming up so you better get this party started!"

2009-08-26T15:54:00.001+08:00

disturbiaBambi, on my mother and the computer."She's internet saaaaaaaaaavy now!.... but she still doesn't know how to adjust the volume."

2009-08-24T21:11:00.002+08:00

karma is a bitchSo the wind is howling tonight. It's howling like it hasn't howled in a long time. I can hear it tearing at the trees outside my house.The lights in my room are flickering, as if they're clinging desperately to life. Gale-force winds are threatening to tear the electrical cables that link me to the world out.But that's hardly the worst of it. The hot water system in my house has

2009-08-17T00:09:00.002+08:00

moonbeams and skyscrapersThis is the first time that I'm watching the National Day Parade while I'm in another country, and I must say, the feeling that I get, is not quite the same.For one, I can't run out to the road to see the planes shoot by, or go somewhere nearby so I can gaze at the fireworks and hear its explosions fill the air. All I get, are the tinny sounds of the speakers making their

2009-08-13T22:37:00.002+08:00

beat youPah lerh eh si lang tao,Pah hor lerh tao gong gong.Pah lerh eh si lang qiu,Pah hor lerh qiu zi zeng.Pah lerh eh si lang ka,Pah hor lerh buay sai kia.Pah lerh eh si lang chwee,Pah hor lerh zoh eh kao.Stupid idiot.

2009-08-13T00:48:00.002+08:00

err... oops?I do hope it's not a crime to be bouncing off the walls after 2am. I erm... accidentally inhaled this gigantic mug of milo with erm... a few teaspoons of condensed milk with it.It's making me so happy I feel the urge to giggle out loud just to relax. Now all I need to do is to find a way to ensure N (the evil housemate) doesn't wake up and strangle me.

2009-08-07T00:52:00.002+08:00

health is wealthToo bad I don't pay attention to that. I thought I'd be healthy tonight and not eat any supper. No cup noodles, no boiling water, no hot soup, no springy noodles. Nothing.Then, I saw an entire bar (y'noe, the big ass types) of Cadbury Marble waving merrily at me.Suffice to say, it won't be waving anymore.

2009-07-22T02:36:00.002+08:00

schnoopyThey probably don't know it, but I didn't suggest Bangkok for the sole reason of going shopping and eating there. I won't deny it, I desperately want to shop, and I miss the city a lot, but I've other reasons for wanting to go, specifically with my family.It's funny how my friends question me about why I want to go on a holiday with my family, as much as they vex me. I think it's because

2009-07-21T21:51:00.000+08:00

rarr!I just thought this was too funny not to post up.

2009-07-21T00:55:00.002+08:00

tak baik la lu, tak baik.My imagination tends to run a little wild on its own, especially now that I'm living alone, in a foreign country. Every squeak and moan this pretty little house makes freaks the shit out of me.Of course, it's no help that my new housemate, let's call him N, is as weird a dude as they come.The first alarm bell started ringing when, 3 days into his occupancy, I noticed that

2009-07-08T18:21:00.002+08:00

omg lemme sleepSeriously. Who on earth carries on house renovations after the sun sets? Who on earth does that, and feels the need the yell out songs in an incomprehensible language at the same time?My neighbours. O how I love my neighbours on a day when I desperately need sleep.As if that weren't enough, I have menopausal family members to deal with. Menopausal family members who conveniently

2009-07-04T10:32:00.002+08:00

tick tock tick tockI swear my body hates me and is officially on a rebellion. I spent the entire semester fighting to get up in the morning for school. I had to set two separate alarms, morning calls, and all kinds of wake-me-up devices, all in the vain hopes that I wouldn't be cutting classes.And now? It's the holidays, and my body automatically slaps me awake at 9am. NINE FRIGGING AM. Stupid

2009-06-27T00:47:00.002+08:00

stop it!People. You people need to stop getting married! OMG. Why am I hearing so many reports of my friends getting married!?This is totally disturbing. Like seriously.No seriously. You people are getting married before 25. You're actually GETTING A HDB FLAT. You're planning for the wedding! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. I am only studying for a degree and half of you are planning the design of your

2009-06-01T04:51:00.002+08:00

break that recordSo it's been 30 hours, and 21 minutes (as of this sentence anyway).Righto. Grey's, I hate you. I'm going to sleep before the sun rises completely and I uhh kinda melt in the heat of the sun's rays.Polished my sharp teeth, check.Spent all night chasing phantoms, check.Accidentally ignored mom, check.Great. She's going to officially kill me. But it's okay. Sleep cures all. Please.

2009-05-31T08:37:00.002+08:00

miserably awakeis how I would describe myself right now. I made the mistake of sleeping for the entire day yesterday, and now I'm paying for it, because I then spent the entire night awake.Can you say, Vampire?I did spend the night really well though. I burnt through half of season 2 of Grey's Anatomy. That, is just simply fantastic! If I keep up with this, I might actually finish my entire

2009-05-28T22:51:00.003+08:00

floodgates of indeterminate liabilityI keep trying to remember who I'm talking to, and what you're like. But, as humans invariably do, I slip, and make mistakes.And that's when I remember again, why I left home.I keep telling myself, I should know better by now, that I should have mastered the right way to speak and the right way to text. I should have realised that politeness is number 1. I

2009-05-28T02:04:00.001+08:00

Why you should choose the right job before you become a parent.Really, do you want to be depicted like that?

2009-05-20T07:23:00.002+08:00

time marches on as it willAnd as a result, Gossip Girl has ended. Dammit! The next thing to end is House M.D., and that's completely annoying me, because one by one, my favourite tv shows are ending on me!Hasn't the tv network given any thought to how empty my life will be? No more fictitious characters to fantasise over. No more quirky diseases to wiki (not... that I do that *smiles nervously*)

2009-05-20T03:07:00.003+08:00

*flaps wings*On listening to Ms Carey.Me: I know what's keeping me awake. Ms Carey going into ultrasound.Zhan: I didn't know you were a bat.

2009-05-12T00:46:00.002+08:00

O dear wat can the matter beThis is bad. Very, very bad.I got hooked onto Grey's Anatomy by accident! I thought I would just collect all the episodes and slowly watch, but noooo. Last night I had to be itchy backside. Last night I had to watch until dawn.As a result, my sleep patterns are completely screwed up again. It's fricking 2 in the morning, but I can't sleep, never mind that I have a

2009-05-10T00:58:00.004+08:00

吊起来卖。I might actually have forgotten how fun that was.Luckily two consecutive fridays of clubbing have reminded me of that exhilarating activity."Hey, you guys dance great!" <== the best reminder of all. Now let's see what else I can achieve with this newly remembered... skill. LOL

2009-04-20T13:04:00.003+08:00

vulgar heartIt took a dream to wake me up. And I actually woke up laughing my head off out loud. I wonder what my housemates must've been thinking.I dreamt that twinnie and I were conversing on the phone, and she was telling me excitedly about all the new things that her little baby brother had learnt from her! Of course, in reality she doesn't have a baby brother, and the baby brother in my

2009-04-20T03:12:00.001+08:00

mahu kawain sama gua?i love youjantung hati cinta ku sayanghati ku goyang siang malamterbayang bayangtidor dan baring tak boleh tenangmakan dan minum tak dapat kenyang

2009-04-15T00:24:00.002+08:00

quotable quoteTwinnie... on her throat.★ jojo; "this just proves that ugliness is contagious." - Cheryl Eng. HAHAHAHAAHHA!!! says: WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPSmelvyn \ nobody nobody but you *clap* *clap* *clap* says: donno lei★ jojo; "this just proves that ugliness is contagious." - Cheryl Eng. HAHAHAHAAHHA!!! says: MY THROAT FEELS HORSEdee; content. says: HAHAHAHAHmelvyn \

2009-04-06T23:18:00.002+08:00

at the very endthere's nothing to say.No tears that seek to overflow.No revenge to get back at.No rebound to bounce off.There's just... nothing.A little calm, a little peace, a little resetting of dusting off the old furniture.I'm back in business, again. Goodbye to you hey? All I used to dream off. But ahh I can't be stuffed to keep dreaming anymore. Live a good life, I know I will. And remember

2009-03-30T15:13:00.002+08:00

go away pleaseSo you say that word sticky like it doesn't mean a single thing in the world to you.Screw off please you foul mouthed whore trash of a human being.I don't need reminders, and I most certainly don't need you to insult me like that.

2009-03-26T12:05:00.002+08:00

pms is a bitchEspcially when the one PMS-ing is your bedroom.To my lightbulb: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to keep you turned on for so many hours without ever giving you respite. I'm truly and sincerely and unreservedly admitting this is my fault.I shouldn't keep turning you off and on in the space of 20 seconds either. Nobody likes that happening to them. It'd just be a waste of hormo... I mean

2009-03-25T20:58:00.003+08:00

we will whack youA HongKonger recently related this story about parents from Hong Kong. Apparently, as a kind of nagging and scolding, they compare their kids, to Singaporean kids. It goes along the line of..."YOU KIDS ARE SO LUCKY TO BE BORN IN HONG KONG! DO YOU KNOW... CHILDREN IN SINGAPORE GET BEATEN BY THEIR PARENTS, AND THEY DONT EVEN GET TO CHEW GUM?"

2009-03-20T10:46:00.002+08:00

PracticalityChildren, dear children.It's great that you guys choose to think deep (or at least try) just because you're in Law now.But at the bottom of your thought process, maybe you kids should always remember that no matter what you do, you should always include an element of practicality in your work, especially if you're given a matter, and then told to decide if it was in breach of some

2009-03-17T22:27:00.001+08:00

stopstopstopwill stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop being an idiot will stop

2009-03-12T00:08:00.002+08:00

let me entertain you, sucker.Cos I'm not here for your entertainmentYou don't really wanna mess with me tonightJust stop and take a secondI was fine before you walked into my lifeCos you know it's over, before it beganKeep your drink just gimme the moneyIts just U n Ur hand tonight------O how I love thee, Pink, on the days I'm angry and need a little bitch to cool down, forget, and remember

2009-03-04T22:41:00.002+08:00

i had a shopping orgasmwhile shopping at Foodland (the local equivalant of NTUC)It has been an amazing day! I bought so many things!Like chilli, ginger, tupperware, meat, chicken.I totally have to back to foodland more often!!!Nothing like a good bout of money spending to get me back in the mood.Twinnie, you watch out. I'll match your la senza spree.-------------In other news, Zh just read

2009-02-27T10:24:00.001+08:00

bodoh?I know I stand in lineUntil you think you have the timeTo spend an evening with meAnd if we go someplace to danceI know that there's a chanceYou won't be leaving with meThen afterwards we drop into a quiet little placeAnd have a drink or twoAnd then I go and spoil it allBy saying something stupidLike I love youI can see it in your eyesYou still despise the same old linesYou heard the night

2009-02-25T21:18:00.002+08:00

heh. I BE CLEANING NAZI.I can't stand the oiliness of the stove.I can't stand how sticky the tables are.I can't stand how smelly the toilet is.I can't stand how fogged the mirror is.I can't stand how disgusting the floor mat is.And so.I cleaned the stove.I wiped the tables. Three times just to be sure.I washed the toilet, twice. Because one is never enough.I wiped the damn mirror.The mat is now

2009-02-24T16:24:00.002+08:00

household fun!or not.I got excited over spices today. Like, OMG THEY HAVE THESE SPICES HERE TOO I CAN COOK *insert name of weird dishes*!And, to think I was actually half tempted to buy the pestle and mortar so I could like, pound my chilli. T'would totally be a Little Nyonya moment if anyone caught me squatting at my backyard merrily pounding away.Now to prepare dinner.

2009-02-22T20:23:00.001+08:00

getting readyit's almost time for that big goodbye.a little happy.a little angry.a little unwilling.but it'll happen anyway.

2009-02-21T16:58:00.001+08:00

quotable quotesMy mother, about our FCUK erm, shopping orgasm, in Adelaide."WAH. THAT F.U.C.K. BRAND REALLY CHEAP HOR?"

2009-02-13T18:57:00.001+08:00

sis where are you?Sis, this post goes specially out to you. I'm about to sms you my new phone number after this, unless you've already seen it on facebook.I miss you like a lot a lot too. I wanted to hug you one last time before I left, but I guess I ran out of time. And probably also because we'd be crying together.Take care of yourself okay? And dont burn yourself out doing concerts and

2009-02-12T22:49:00.002+08:00

Alive and KickingHello world. I'm all alive and sound in Adelaide. The flight was good. Good considering I watched Batman, Batman 2, and some Nights In Rodanthe movie.I also ermer... shed a tear or two, cos I miss everyone so much.Well.. I'll be uploading photos as and when I can, but nothing yet.Generally the people are nice and friendly. I'm also getting that asian stare that every asian seems

2009-02-10T16:25:00.002+08:00

这是一首简单的小情歌唱着人们心肠的曲折我想我很快乐当有你的温热脚边的空气转了这是一首简单的小情歌唱着我们心头的白鸽我想我很适合当一个歌颂者青春在风中飘着你知道就算大雨让这座城市颠倒我会给你怀抱受不了看见你背影来到写下我度秒如年难捱的离骚就算整个世界被寂寞绑票我也不会奔跑逃不了最后谁也都苍老写下我时间和琴声交错的城堡 I would translate thie song, but I think I don't have time right now.Maybe, after I've landed.It's just an amazing song, by an amazing singer.

2009-02-10T05:51:00.002+08:00

final frontierIn a few hours time, my little dream is finally put to a rest.You don't have to work so hard either. Can have the rest you finally have before this coming Friday. Something tells me you're going to need the energy, given all your inquisitive questions today at Haagen Dazz.Our little escape is almost complete.It's just... why did it have to be an escape? Ha.

2009-02-03T03:20:00.002+08:00

to anyone who's read below, do you understand why i've never invited you to my house? it's because no one in my house gives a fuck who you are.to anyone who's read below, do you understand why my parents don't know you rname? it's because they do'nt fucking care.to anyone who had their outing with me suddenly cancelled, it's because the night before i came back late. i'm sorry i'm so

2009-02-03T02:55:00.003+08:00

lessons to note please.to all my friends, mr and mrs lee say, fuck you.if you have any problems, please note that our son, mr melvyn lee, has a response time period from 9am, to probably well, ANY TIME WE SO FUCKING WISH. anytime we think is too late is too fucking late.if you have any problems. girlfriend problems, boyfriend problems... fuck off. my son, needs my permission before you talk to

2009-01-31T00:59:00.002+08:00

you're fired!Or not. I resigned from my job!I actually resigned!Well, a part of me didn't want to go. A very nice part of me.But seriously. Damn. It's 11days to my departure. I better quit.

2009-01-30T00:12:00.003+08:00

an zhua wah su ka lang kan na jin sa lah an neh kwan?an zhua pat eh lang eh ta por peng you di wai kok pun eh sai survive, an zhua wan mah xiang an neh kwan buay sai?knnbccb.like damn fucking hard like that.

2009-01-28T12:09:00.001+08:00

kewt larzJadon (the cuzzie~!!), on wanting to play with sparklers:"Kor Kor Melvyn, can you teach me how to be brave? I want to play with sparklers. Can you play with me?"*puppy dog eyes*How could I say no?

2009-01-15T23:36:00.002+08:00

omg it's the end of the world!Me: QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKDawn: RARRR!Me: you are duck. you cannot RARRR!Dawn: I can lor.Dawn: I am monster duck.*screams and runs and hides from evil reindeer chewing duck***UPDATE**Dawn: It's like mighty morphin power rangers.Me: Where is the link????Dawn: mighty morphin power duckDawn: teet teet teet teet teet teet-----------------------Twinnie, I bet you won't

2009-01-14T22:18:00.002+08:00

Lights, camera now you're on.We are the crowdWe're c-coming outGot my flash on it's trueNeed that picture of you It's so magicalWe'd be so fantasticalLeather and jeansYour watch glamorousNot sure what it meansBut this photo of usIt don't have a priceReady for those flashing lights'Cause you know that baby II'm your biggest fanI'll follow you until you love mePapa-paparazziBaby there's no other

2009-01-12T10:47:00.002+08:00

omg huggles melts orgasmsFor all her perverted ways, my Twinnie is still a walking tin of condensed milk. (READ: Sweet la.)Twinnie: This is v random.Twinnie: but i thought of it this morning.Twinnie: okay not exactly thought but more like randomly prompted to tell you.Twinnie: that i love you for who are, not things you do or what you think you should do for everyone etc.. but just simply for who

2009-01-08T15:00:00.002+08:00

santa! she's been naughty!Proof that Twinnie has been irrevocably transformed into a Terror.Twinnie: OMGTwinnie: I'm eating Strawberry Kit Kat from Japan.Twinnie: Damn shiok.Twinnie: orgasms!

2009-01-03T03:30:00.002+08:00

I've had enoughPlease. No more.New Years Resolution: Please, just let me get out.

2009-01-03T03:19:00.002+08:00

fool me twice, shame on me.No. No. No. Not Now. I cannot deal with this.It's 35 days.Just 35 fucking days before I have to get out of this place.Why is it I cannot have any kind of luck? was 2008 not bad enough?I dont need this turmoil now to kick my ass like that. It's not something I can end here and leave here and keep it buried here no it's going to haunt and follow me right there. I dont

2008-12-29T11:19:00.002+08:00

omgIt just suddenly truly dawned on me when I read the email confirming the approval of my visa for Australia.I'm really going.This isn't a dream.I have approximately 41 days left in Singapore before I'm gone for good.It's three days to the New Year.It's 41 days before twinnie and I are separated. HOW TO BE TWINNIE WITHOUT TWINNIE?*sulks*I can't think very well right now. In a bit of a fuzz.

2008-12-28T07:35:00.001+08:00

again again again!This must be what, the third time this week that I've spent an entire night awake and then heading right out for church in the morning.First was mahjong last Saturday, then it was a X'mas BBQ on Wednesday, and just a couple of hours ago, more mahjong. HA.I think I could actually get used to this no sleep routine thing.

2008-12-19T17:32:00.002+08:00

eekI'm half an hour away from the weekend. The weekend, imho, starts on Friday at 6pm. But since it's not yet 6, I'm trapped.N.A.D.PI.M.How come your initials so nice one hah?DEEP POND ITCHY MONKEY! I MISS YOU! :PPlease don't kill me.

2008-12-19T17:19:00.002+08:00

silence is goldenThere is nothing else I agree with more especially when it comes to what I fondly call Lecture 101 - The Basics Of Life.I know it's hard to live with, I know it's hard to swallow. I've had to deal with it countless times in one year alone, and I empathize with how you feel. Completely.I will only say one thing: Silence is the strongest armour you can provide for yourself.Look

2008-12-16T14:22:00.002+08:00

we is saikeek!Omg. Twinnie and I are Saikeek. I just sent her an email regarding the new wallpaper I have for my desktop![14:18] \melvyn\ahmarudolpf: go and check your gmail[14:19] ★ jojo 茹艳;: i got perfect photo for you to use leh[14:20] ★ jojo 茹艳;: http://rumpledoodles.com/photos/blogposts/jiaobin/difference.jpg[14:20] ★ jojo 茹艳;: we're really[14:20] ★ jojo 茹艳;: twins[14:20] ★ jojo 茹艳;: i jus[

2008-12-10T14:20:00.005+08:00

cunfusing cuntamination!Long ago, all the world was good and all was fair.Dawn was still a good girl, kind and honest. She was polite to everyone, and was thought of as "that nice girl".Things changed however, when she travelled north with the Happy Sugar Loving Seal-Dead-Fish, Rainbow Coloured Magical Flying Talking Fairy Pony-Bear... and Ahmah Rudolpf Jiao Bin.Eventually, she learnt to let

2008-12-10T14:04:00.002+08:00

don't ask me; i'm cunfused.Looking back on days past, I see proper confirmation that I should never be tasked with holding the map and reading off it. Or trying to decipher how to get where. Anywhere.If it weren't for me, I think the Magical Talking Fairy Pony-Bear would have found a way to our hotel much earlier than expected.LOL.We actually called the tortured receptionist (her name is Zaiton!)

2008-12-09T00:02:00.002+08:00

of adventures and orgasmsI didn't exactly publicise this but, I WAS IN MELAKA OVER THE WEEKEND WITH THE DUCK, SEAL and THE TALKING RAINBOW COLOURED FLYING FAIRY PONY-BEAR.I of course, was the ever glamourous Reindeer with the sexy antlers.After about half a million orgasms between us four, we finally left the place with a gallon of chendol in our bellies.More stories will be told once I manage to

2008-11-28T15:52:00.001+08:00

lawyers say the darndest thingsCharles: I have a glue gun at home.JY: Why do you have a glue gun at home?Luke: So when he takes it out, he can go up to people and say, "STICK 'EM UP!" Get it? *smiles smugly****An awkward silence ensues***

2008-11-27T17:15:00.000+08:00

Of aeroplanes and pigeonsI realise I have this little problem.Whenever I arrange to meet up with friends, it's not without a tinge of panic and worry. Contrary to popular belief, this isn't about clothes, skin, hair etc. Neither is this about the meeting going to be weird, or boring.It's about the cancellation of the entire outing altogether. It grows and eats at me as the hour draws closer to

2008-11-21T15:31:00.002+08:00

quotable quotes 2Lest ye think one piece of conversation is insufficient proof, here's more!I say:I SAID ORGASMIC IN FRONT OF MY BOSSI say:Luke (another lawyer): ORGASMIC?!I say:me: err. *laughs nervously*★ jojo; i'm damn fricking hungry. are you food??? says:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA★ jojo; i'm damn fricking hungry. are you food??? says:you should stare at luke★ jojo; i'm damn fricking hungry. are you food

2008-11-21T15:21:00.002+08:00

quotable quotesMan, I do have some kind of effect on people.★ jojo; i'm damn fricking hungry. are you food??? says: chee cheong fun!!!★ jojo; i'm damn fricking hungry. are you food??? says: the nice aunty not working today★ jojo; i'm damn fricking hungry. are you food??? says:stupid other aunty didnt want to gimme extra sauce★ jojo; i'm damn fricking hungry. are you food??? says:HEN TIAN LE!!!!

2008-11-21T14:18:00.003+08:00

stay away, you strangerWhat I can say is that you live your life, and no matter how many strangers try to convince you otherwise, it truly is your life.Sure, maybe you will feel conflicted at times, "am I living it right?". But the important thing is to know here that you were never condemned in the way strangers say you are. You were never created to be condemned by others, because that would be

2008-11-06T11:26:00.002+08:00

impossibilityFrom one, to another."I don't think we should be together. I don't think we can. But that doesn't mean I don't like you. I do."

2008-11-06T11:17:00.000+08:00

The Big Fat QuizLawIncludes:- lawyers- judges- government- police- criminal law - detectiveYou are an intuitive person who admires honesty and likes to get to the bottom of things. Your negative qualities may be that you are nosy, pestering, and argumentative. You'd be perfect in a law career because you are a good debater, a good listener and an observer of details.Brought to you by

2008-10-31T00:03:00.001+08:00

happyhappyhappySomeone told me they wouldn't read my blog cos it's unhappy. So here goes.happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy.happy.happy.happy. happy.happy.happy.happy. happy. happy.happy. happy. happy. happy. happy.happy. happy. happy. happy. happy.happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy. happy.

2008-10-30T11:23:00.002+08:00

It's the way you make me feel.It's always been a favourite song in my secondary school days. SLing and I would sing together, I think.It's the things that you doIt's the things that you sayYou know I can't resistBoy it's such a shameThat you belong to anotherI don't wanna hurt nobodyBut my heart just can't hold back:It's the way you make me feelSpinning my world aroundTell meHow can I walk away?I

2008-10-30T09:57:00.002+08:00

pink rabbits they float by.Weird dreams stay away.I found myself in a swimming pool, surrounded by lush greenery, a beautiful sky with a blazing sun. Strangely, I did not feel myself getting sunburnt.As I floated lazily in the pool, I became aware of a pair of eyes watching me intently. I turned, to find myself face to face with a pink dolphin smiling cheekily at me. With a little squeak and a

2008-10-15T23:27:00.002+08:00

kiss me; wait for me.And so I sit there, as my grandaunt stepps up to the coffin, the resting bed of her husband. Looking more tired than ever, she whispers to him..."John, I love you."Then she looks up and notices me watching her with teary eyes. She smiles, and says..."Melvyn, Lao Ku no more already."

2008-10-13T17:48:00.002+08:00

destroy!It's awesome knowing you wield such power over your bosses. Apparently Shaun, a lawyer, is frightened of what I'm doing to my boss, Winnie.Shaun: *peers into Winnie's office* What's going on?Me: I'm her new grandmother.Shaun: So you're actually clearing her mess up for her?Me: Yeah. I couldn't stand the fact that she was working in a dustbin.Shaun: You should see my desk then. Winnie's is

2008-10-09T17:00:00.001+08:00

That guardian angel.我不会怪你对我的伪装天使在人间是该藏好翅膀人们愚蠢鲁莽而你纤细善良怎能让你为了我被碰伤没有谁能把你抢离我身旁你是我的专属天使唯我能独占没有谁能取代你在我心上拥有一个专属天使我哪里还需要别的愿望and this is why you stay.

2008-10-07T23:17:00.002+08:00

all falls downYou need to stop ignoring me.You need to stop ignoring me before I cannot take it anymore.You aren't a child. You made three of your own.You didn't make me to ignore me.

2008-10-03T21:48:00.003+08:00

the fourth commandment."Melvyn, before you start imagining things, I want to tell you first ah. I did not purposely search your bag. It was because you left it on the floor in your room, then I see you work until so tired so I thought I will help you clear your bag and that's when I found whatever was inside your bag. I did not purposely search your bag so you don't imagine I was looking at your

2008-10-03T00:31:00.002+08:00

bigotryI never knew you were such a racist. I thought you could not tolerate the idea of a girlfriend like that. But now you tell me that you cannot even tolerate a single article of theirs in the house. In your words, it's either return the items, or throw them away.You don't even care how much the item is worth, because to your jaundiced eyes, as long as it came from them, it's worthless, even

2008-10-02T10:03:00.002+08:00

confusionSure, I understand the need to score readership points with some form of controversy, but this is approaching illogical.Pte Joe Foo died while he was doing his 7th chin up during a routine exercise. Probably the morning 5 Basic Exercises Warm Up routine. This would suggest exertion of some sort which may have caused his heart to give up on itself for one reason or the other.It is also

2008-09-29T23:49:00.001+08:00

quotable quotesIt's been some time since I produced one.Gerald, on me leaving for my studies:"Wow. I can't get used to four years without you man. Four years without a slut from hell."

2008-09-26T16:59:00.000+08:00

daydreamWhen you walk by, every timeTalking sweet and looking fineI get kinda hectic inside.I'm so into youDarling if you only knewAll the things that flow thru my mindBut it's just a sweet fantasy babyWhen I close my eyesYou come in and take meSo deep in my daydreamsBut it's just a sweet sweet fantasyImages of raptureCreep into me slowlyAs you crawl into my headAnd my heart beats fasterWhen you

2008-09-24T11:18:00.000+08:00

holy wordsI'm looking for attentionNot another question:Should you stay or should you go.Well if you don't have the answerWhy are you still standing here?Just walk away.-this is dedicated to you, O Disciple of She-who-is-Darkness.